Gingrich Is Out of the Closet

NEWS FLASH

Gingrich to run for President as part of the “OCCUPY” Party

Newt Gingrich will announce next week that he is quitting the Republican Party and runing for President under the OCCUPY banner.  He will be the first political candidate ever to run for a major office as part of the OCCUPY Party.  Gingrich now claims that he too believes in breaking down wealth disparities, creating more accountability and injecting morality in the political system.

“We deserve to know why these big banks got bailed out and folks with a mortgage and folks with a house somehow couldn’t,” Gingrich actually said while discussing the business practices of fellow Republican Mitt Romney. 

Gingrich accused “extraordinarily wealthy institutions” of trying to get him to not draw attention to the business practices of the 1%.  He added that the super rich were telling him, “You’d better shut up.’’

“I’ve raised the question, which I think is a totally legitimate question – what about some companies that Bain took over that went bankrupt?

South Carolina’s conservative Republican senator Jim DeMint, a Tea Party stalwart, said that Newt had to quit supporting the 99% and that he should not attack “free market principles.” Rudolph W. Giuliani simply burbled in his chardonnay and added: “What the hell are you doing, Newt?”  As for Governor Mike Huckabee, he communicated through an online letter and stated: "It's surprising to see so many Republicans embrace that left-wing argument against capitalism."

Newt is exposing what OCCUPY has said all along, says Anne T. Trust, a spokesperson for the OCCUPY Wall Stret Movement.  Ms. Trust added “We are a bit surprised to have Mr Gingrich as a Presidential Candidate on behalf of OWS, but we are thrilled to see he is "out of the closet" and admitting his real orientation.  These people, the Wall Street 1%, are not the kind of entrepreneurs that built America’s main streets.  Romney is a job killer who only extracts wealth from companies and then kills them. No accountability and no morality.  Even Newt is now calling them out.”